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May 01 2009

Hey! Its Disturbing Vintage T.V. Commercial Friday!

Published by schoultz at 1:25 am under Uncategorized Edit This

For the love of God…

Run you villagers!  Run!

I mean honestly, were advertisers back in the day actually trying to send a generation into therapy?  Just gaze into the eyes of this satanic huckster of starch.  Creepiness this effective had to have been planned.  Even the jingle sounds like something off of any 1970’s movie involving the devil, children, houses, covens or any combination of the four.  Play the song backwards and it is actually “Stairway To Heaven.”  Yep, no fooling.

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3 Responses to “Hey! Its Disturbing Vintage T.V. Commercial Friday!”

  1. slobbyon 01 May 2009 at 6:36 pm edit this

    i feel a little bit disturbed with a slight twist of paranoia after viewing that…im going to go hide in a corner now…

  2. slobbyon 01 May 2009 at 7:45 pm edit this

    Long did i stare into the eye of the beast as its icey tentacles slowly encased my soul. I could not look away for doing such I would surely lose my soul. Give me strength oh powers that be for my eyes grow weary from the tantalizing visions….the mind..numbing…visions…I must fight….cannot lose my…
    Honey! GO TO BED! Click!

    sigh

  3. icequeen81on 01 May 2009 at 8:01 pm edit this

    I remember the first time I met the man who would become my stepfather. I was around 8 yrs old and he was 6′4″ tall. I asked him if he was the jolly green giant. He said “no”. I was relieved because I didn’t like vegetables.

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